Pure Professional

Here I am doing highly dangerous Lawn security. Note the Goofy smirk, that shows I have no fear, even as the sprinkler system turns on. The Thumbs in the pocket indicate a lack of a weapon to ward of the dangerous Gophers. I also wear no body armor or combat gear....like I'm thumbing my nose at terrorist red ants, who are willing and ready to jump at my ice cold pepsi. My secret weapon: A super reflective head to reflect sun light into the eyes of unsuspecting stray cats that would try to kill the lawn with deadly ammonia spray!